The Nasty Girl's Guide to Talking Dirty in Italian [EXPLICIT]

3/15/2018

INTRODUCTION: Yesterday I asked a loaded question on Instagram Stories and got A TON of interaction on it. The question was "if you speak both Italian and English, what is your default language for DIRTY TALK?". The results were very interesting. Almost 70% said English. I was surprised, Italian is known for being overtly sexy! However, many people (more than ten!) sent me messages afterwards about how to learn things to say between the sheets in Italian. Well, there's the obvious sources like 1) get an Italian boyfriend or girlfriend 2) watch Italian porn (sorry to be so scandalous but if this suggestion has you shocked, you should probably STOP READING THIS POST NOW because it's about to get extremely more R-rated). A quick Google search actually pulls up very few resources for those of you who want THE GOOD STUFF. What I mean is, there's lots of "romantic" or "love" phrases out there, but what about the more hardcore stuff?

What if you don't want to "make love" (fare amore) in Italian but you just wanna F*CK? That's why I've created this post which I'm sure is going to be very controversial but I also think, very necesssary. I've said it every way possible, THIS IS AN EXPLICIT POST so please don't read if it this is not what you're into or if you thought 50 Shades of Gray was out of your comfort zone. Also, if you read this and think "well that was anticlimactic", these aren't things that will have you sounding like Sasha Grey by any means, I chose more standard things to say. They are divided into: pre-game/foreplay, doing the deed, and the aftermath (cuddle time!).

N.B. I did a "girl's guide" because 1) I'm a girl and 2) I think most of my readers are girls who are dating or married to Italians. However, if you're a dude reading this, let me know and maybe I'll do a future post with all the dirty things you can say to your Italian signorina.

ONE FINAL WARNING BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
(This post originally had an asterisk (*) in the Italian words but I've decided to re-publish it without, this is for clarity purposes as maybe not everyone knows the missing letter to finish the word).

PRE-GAME/FOREPLAY

Chuck And Blair GIF from Kisses GIFs

You can't imagine what I'm going to do to you.
NON SAI COSA TI FACCIO.

I want you/I want you so bad right now.
HO VOGLIA DI SCOPARTI , QUI, ADESSO!

I'm so hot for you.
STASERA SONO TUTTA PER TE.

You're turning me on.
MI STAI FACENDO VENIRE VOGLIA DI SCOPARE.

I can't wait to get you home.
NON VEDO L'ORA CHE ARRIVI A CASA, COSI CI DIVERTIAMO.

Also see these wonderful PG-rated Iceberg Project resources:
Sexy Phrases to Seduce Your Italian Lover
25 Romantic Italian Phrases (or How to Melt Your Lover’s Heart)
14 Classy Italian Phrases to Say in the Bedroom

DOING THE DEED

Gossip Girl GIF from Gossipgirl GIFs

Tell me how you like it.
DIMMI COME TI PIACE SCOPARE.

Do you like this?
TI PIACE COSI?

You're so fucking hot.
NO DIRECT TRANSLATION.

You're so hard.
NOT USED IN ITALIAN.

You're so big.
NOT USED IN ITALIAN.

You taste so good.
NOT USED IN ITALIAN.

INSTEAD HERE ARE ALTERNATIVES:
- OH, SI DAMMELO TUTTO
- CAZZO QUANTO É GROSSO
- SBORRAMI IN BOCCA / VIENIMI IN BOCCA

I'm so wet.
SONO TUTTA BAGNATA.

Omg, you feel so good.
SI, COSI MI PIACI, COSI!

I wanna feel you inside me.
DAI METTIMELO DENTRO.
FAMMELO SENTIRE DENTRO!

Baby I'm yours.
SONO TUTTA TUA BABY!

Fuck me.
SCOPAMI.

Harder.
DAI! DI PIÙ!

Yes, like that.
SI, COSI LO VOGLIO!

Keep going/don't stop.
SI, CONTINUA, NON FERMARTI!!

Do that thing with your tongue again!
FAI QUEL GIOCHINO CHE FAI DI SOLITO CON LA LINGUA!

Come inside me.
VIENIMI DENTRO!

Come here baby.
VIENI QUI BABY, VIENI A PRENDERMI, SONO TUTTA TUA.

I'm close.
NO DIRECT TRANSLATION.

You're gonna make me come.
MI STAI FACENDO VENIRE.

I'm gonna come.
STO PER VENIRE.

I'm coming.
STO VENENDO.

Where do you wanna come?
DOVE VUOI VENIRE/SBORRARE?

Come in my mouth, I want to taste you.
VIENIMI IN BOCCA, VOGLIO ASSAGGIARE LA TUA SBORRA.

THE AFTERMATH (CUDDLETIME)

Blair And Chuck GIF from Chuckbass GIFs

That was amazing/That was fucking amazing.
CAZZO È STATO INCREDIBILE!

You're the best I've ever had.
SEI IL MIGLIORE FRA TUTTI QUELLI CHE MI SIA MAI SCOPATA

Let's do it again.
FACCIAMOLO ANCORA / DAMMELO ANCORA / SCOPAMI ANCORA

BONUS PHRASES (PROVIDED BY ANONYMOUS ITALIAN FRIENDS AS RESPONSES TO "WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IN BED FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE?"):

METTIMELO DOVE VUOI!
Put it wherever you want.

DAMMELO TUTTO.
Give me all of it.

METTIMELO NEL CULO.
Put it in my a**.

SBORRAMI IN FACCIA.
Come on my face.

VIENI QUI CHE TI FACCIO UN POMPINO / SEGA.
Come here and let me blow you/jerk you off.

LECCAMELA TUTTA.
(not said in English, close to lick my pussy)

FAMMI VEDERE COSA SAI FARE.
Show me what you can do.

That's it for now. I know, that was over too quick. Was it good for you?
Haha, I couldn't help it!! In all seriousness, let me know your thoughts on this and most importantly, LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO SAY IN ITALIAN (OR ENGLISH, FOR MY ITALIAN MOTHERTONGUE READERS!) and I can always do a follow-up post: The Guy's Guide to Talking Dirty in Italian

If you enjoyed this post, you may also like to "dare un'occhiata" at these ones:
The Differences Between Dating an Italian and a Canadian: Commentary by an Italian in Canada
The Differences Between Dating an Italian and a Canadian: Commentary by a Canadian in Italy

What Do Italian Men Married to Non-Italian Women Have in Common?
Why Are There So Many American Girls with Italian Boys?
Why We Love Italian Boys
The Double Standard Between Italian Street Harassment and American
Can Men and Women Be Friends? Here's How My Italian Colleagues Responded

Dating Diversity: Italy vs. Canada (and North America)
Cross-Cultural Dating: My First Jaw-Drop Moment with an Italian
Italian Men: The Unofficial Guide for Wives and Girlfriends
How to Snag (and Keep) an Italian Man
Asians and Italians…The Perfect Cross-Cultural Cocktail?
How to Date an Italian Man or Woman (From The Iceberg Project)

18 Comments

Kelly link

3/16/2018 01:29:12 am

Thanks Jasmine for satisfying our curiosity for sexy Italian phrases!! ;) Loved the accompanying Blair & Chuck gifs too...one of my favorite TV couples!

Jasmine

3/16/2018 01:56:52 am

Thank YOU for commenting and not leaving a gal hanging! Haha in case everyone just thinks I'm some kinda sex-obsessed weirdo or something. Seriously though, the internet needed this. There wasn't one before!

zack

3/16/2018 03:49:20 am

This is one of my guilt pleasure web sites so can you do one for guys?
Are there guys that do similar content?
Thanks

3/16/2018 11:21:39 am

Yo Zack, your comment literally MADE MY DAY. I'm loving your admission that this is one of your guilty pleasure sites! By similar content, what do you mean? There's a lot of varied content on the blog so do you just mean this language stuff? I think I will do a guy's version in the future! :) Stay tuned!

3/16/2018 07:19:33 pm

What i mean is mostly the travel stuff. I read your block if I'm alone or in lectures with strangers. It's weird since Italy takes up a strange place in my mind. I love opera and classical music. I really like Italian opera so yeah there's your entry point. So having a italian soprano as a wife would be amazing. I would be there for her and play piano and she'll sing lol. But seeing that it's got a strong pull shocks me. I went even so far to looking at doing a music degree. The other pull comes from a other source motorsports. I feel the the US (I'm canadian) as a very cool diy and grass roots culture (I mean they went to the moon). As i'm in comp sci that's also a big tug. I'm just looking for travel content expat type stuff to fuel my dreams lol.

3/16/2018 07:38:10 pm

Oh there's for sure tons of guys with travel/expat blogs if that's what you're after! I'm sure if you google search they'll come up no prob! Day by Dom is a fellow I know but there's also Nomadic Matt who is probably the most famous male travel blogger!

Diana

3/16/2018 04:29:19 pm

I bet alot of research had to be done on this one, under cover(s)? I'm sure you could cum up with more ! More research !! Seriously, thanks for the read. Like when i used to read Anais Nin !

3/16/2018 05:15:59 pm

I haven't read any Anais Nin but I feel like I'd like her without a doubt. Fav thing she's written? I'm sure I could cum up with something ahaha, definitely researched. I've had requests for the Men's Version so maybe I'll do that, just to get it full circle!

Lulu B - Calabrisella Mia link

3/17/2018 02:41:04 pm

I love this post! You hit the spot on this one hahaha! I think Italian dirty talk sounds so much hotter than English. Can't wait to see where this post takes you next.

3/17/2018 11:41:30 pm

Thank you LuLu, it DOES sound dirtier but I can't figure out why!!

Amiee

5/9/2018 06:56:14 am

This is exactly what I was looking for!! I am Italian, not born, but have it running through my veins!
I am shy when it comes to talking dirty. I've always wanted to learn Italian. Why not learn some dirty phrases in Italian! Kind of an incognito way of talking dirty and sort of clever , I thought. I will give him a list of phrases a day or two before I know we are going to have sex, he can memorize/familiarize himself with them, and then when its time, I can speak dirty without having to "speak" dirty!! And if does memorize them we can say them to each other anywhere we want! We don't run into very many Italian speaking people where we are...
The only problem I have to my ingenious idea is pronunciation. Help!!Thank you and thanks you again for this post! Its brilliant!

5/9/2018 09:51:58 am

Amiee,

I am so happy that you find this post useful, that really truly makes my day you have no idea! I like what you say about using it as a kind of roundabout way to talk dirty! It's totally normal, lots of women have trouble with talking dirty so I think it's a great idea to kinda play with another language. It's like two birds with one stone. I would loveeee to provide a pronunciation guide, but I need to find an Italian girl that would be willing....eek!

5/9/2018 03:34:03 pm

Well, I looked around and found a website. Its super computer generated male horrible voice but it helps! You just type in the word phrase, click on the little speaker at the top and BAM! You can even adjust the speed to slow it down and hear more pronunciation. It is a very robotic voice but still! WAHOO!!! My man is totally down...
I am now excited to "talk dirty baby" hahaaaa!

http://imtranslator.net/translate-and-speak/italian/

Doug

5/31/2018 03:48:31 pm

how would you say "can i eat your pussy"?

5/31/2018 04:16:52 pm

Hey Doug, did you go check the guy's guide? I think it's in there. https://www.questadolcevita.com/blog/the-guys-guide-to-talking-dirty-in-italian

Rose

8/13/2018 06:55:18 pm

Hi can you tell me how to say sexy wife in Italian and sexy couple in Italian? Thank you

8/14/2018 09:50:19 am

Hey they use sexy as an adjective in Italian as well so it’s just “moglie sexy” (sexy wife) and “coppia sexy” (sexy couple). Hope that helps!

Ash

1/21/2019 08:23:25 am

How do you say "naughty" like "i'm a naughty girl" or the whole phrase? Maybe also, "I'm a dirty girl", thank you for this article your so funny and this is hot!

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