INTRODUCTION: Yesterday I asked a loaded question on Instagram Stories and got A TON of interaction on it. The question was "if you speak both Italian and English, what is your default language for DIRTY TALK?". The results were very interesting. Almost 70% said English. I was surprised, Italian is known for being overtly sexy! However, many people (more than ten!) sent me messages afterwards about how to learn things to say between the sheets in Italian. Well, there's the obvious sources like 1) get an Italian boyfriend or girlfriend 2) watch Italian porn (sorry to be so scandalous but if this suggestion has you shocked, you should probably STOP READING THIS POST NOW because it's about to get extremely more R-rated). A quick Google search actually pulls up very few resources for those of you who want THE GOOD STUFF. What I mean is, there's lots of "romantic" or "love" phrases out there, but what about the more hardcore stuff?
What if you don't want to "make love" (fare amore) in Italian but you just wanna F*CK? That's why I've created this post which I'm sure is going to be very controversial but I also think, very necesssary. I've said it every way possible, THIS IS AN EXPLICIT POST so please don't read if it this is not what you're into or if you thought 50 Shades of Gray was out of your comfort zone. Also, if you read this and think "well that was anticlimactic", these aren't things that will have you sounding like Sasha Grey by any means, I chose more standard things to say. They are divided into: pre-game/foreplay, doing the deed, and the aftermath (cuddle time!).
N.B. I did a "girl's guide" because 1) I'm a girl and 2) I think most of my readers are girls who are dating or married to Italians. However, if you're a dude reading this, let me know and maybe I'll do a future post with all the dirty things you can say to your Italian signorina.
ONE FINAL WARNING BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
(The * symbol that you see in the Italian words is to censure them a bit, I'm of the opinion that these are perceived as much more vulgar to say in terms of cultural norms in Italy than are the English. I think this is in part, due to the overuse and overexposure of bad/naughty words in English in media so everyone feels more comfortable with English opposed to other languages. We are basically de-sensitized to the English...thanks Game of Thrones. No commentary from me on whether this is good or bad, it's merely a statement.).
What if you don't want to "make love" (fare amore) in Italian but you just wanna F*CK? That's why I've created this post which I'm sure is going to be very controversial but I also think, very necesssary. I've said it every way possible, THIS IS AN EXPLICIT POST so please don't read if it this is not what you're into or if you thought 50 Shades of Gray was out of your comfort zone. Also, if you read this and think "well that was anticlimactic", these aren't things that will have you sounding like Sasha Grey by any means, I chose more standard things to say. They are divided into: pre-game/foreplay, doing the deed, and the aftermath (cuddle time!).
N.B. I did a "girl's guide" because 1) I'm a girl and 2) I think most of my readers are girls who are dating or married to Italians. However, if you're a dude reading this, let me know and maybe I'll do a future post with all the dirty things you can say to your Italian signorina.
ONE FINAL WARNING BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
(The * symbol that you see in the Italian words is to censure them a bit, I'm of the opinion that these are perceived as much more vulgar to say in terms of cultural norms in Italy than are the English. I think this is in part, due to the overuse and overexposure of bad/naughty words in English in media so everyone feels more comfortable with English opposed to other languages. We are basically de-sensitized to the English...thanks Game of Thrones. No commentary from me on whether this is good or bad, it's merely a statement.).
PRE-GAME/FOREPLAY
You can't imagine what I'm going to do to you.
NON SAI COSA TI FACCIO.
I want you/I want you so bad right now.
HO VOGLIA DI SCO*ARTI , QUI, ADESSO!
I'm so hot for you.
STASERA SONO TUTTA PER TE.
You're turning me on.
MI STAI FACENDO VENIRE VOGLIA DI SCOP*RE.
I can't wait to get you home.
NON VEDO L'ORA CHE ARRIVI A CASA, COSI CI DIVERTIAMO.
Also see these wonderful PG-rated Iceberg Project resources:
Sexy Phrases to Seduce Your Italian Lover
25 Romantic Italian Phrases (or How to Melt Your Lover’s Heart)
14 Classy Italian Phrases to Say in the Bedroom
DOING THE DEED
Tell me how you like it.
DIMMI COME TI PIACE SCOP*RE.
Do you like this?
TI PIACE COSI?"
You're so fucking hot.
NO DIRECT TRANSLATION.
You're so hard.
NOT USED IN ITALIAN.
You're so big.
NOT USED IN ITALIAN.
You taste so good.
NOT USED IN ITALIAN.
INSTEAD HERE ARE ALTERNATIVES:
- OH, SI DAMMELO TUTTO
- CAZZO QUANTO É GROSSO
- SBORR*MI IN BOCCA / VIENIMI IN BOCCA
I'm so wet.
SONO TUTTA BAGNATA.
Omg, you feel so good.
SI, COSI MI PIACI, COSI!
I wanna feel you inside me.
DAI METTIMELO DENTRO.
FAMMELO SENTIRE DENTRO!
Baby I'm yours.
SONO TUTTA TUA BABY!
Fuck me.
SCOP*MI.
Harder.
DAI! DI PIÙ!
Yes, like that.
SI, COSI LO VOGLIO!
Keep going/don't stop.
SI, CONTINUA, NON FERMARTI!!
Do that thing with your tongue again!
FAI QUEL GIOCHINO CHE FAI DI SOLITO CON LA LINGUA!
Come inside me.
VIENIMI DENTRO!
Come here baby.
VIENI QUI BABY, VIENI A PRENDERMI, SONO TUTTA TUA.
I'm close.
NO DIRECT TRANSLATION.
You're gonna make me come.
MI STAI FACENDO VENIRE.
I'm gonna come.
STO PER VENIRE.
I'm coming.
STO VENENDO.
Where do you wanna come?
DOVE VUOI VENIRE/SBOR**RE?
Come in my mouth, I want to taste you.
VIENIMI IN BOCCA, VOGLIO ASSAGGIARE LA TUA SBOR*A
THE AFTERMATH (CUDDLETIME)
That was amazing/That was fucking amazing.
CAZZO È STATO INCREDIBILE!
You're the best I've ever had.
SEI IL MIGLIORE FRA TUTTI QUELLI CHE MI SIA MAI SCOP*TA
Let's do it again.
FACCIAMOLO ANCORA / DAMMELO ANCORA / SCOPA*I ANCORA
BONUS PHRASES (PROVIDED BY ANONYMOUS ITALIAN FRIENDS AS RESPONSES TO "WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IN BED FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE?"):
METTIMELO DOVE VUOI!
Put it wherever you want.
DAMMELO TUTTO.
Give me all of it.
METTIMELO NEL CU*O.
Put it in my a**.
SBOR*AMI IN FACCIA.
Come on my face.
VIENI QUI CHE TI FACCIO UN POMP*NO / SE*A.
Come here and let me blow you/jerk you off.
LECCAMELA TUTTA.
(not said in English, close to lick my p*ssy)
FAMMI VEDERE COSA SAI FARE.
Show me what you can do.
That's it for now. I know, that was over too quick. Was it good for you?
Haha, I couldn't help it!! In all seriousness, let me know your thoughts on this and most importantly, LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO SAY IN ITALIAN (OR ENGLISH, FOR MY ITALIAN MOTHERTONGUE READERS!) and I can always do a follow-up post.
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